This is the uncool elite. We are dorks, dweebs, geeks and all of the above. We are the Anti-Anti glam, we don't rate you on whether you are hot, or your music is "cool" or if you dyed your hair black. We also don't care about your weight. So if you're fat please apply. Fat is fun. so is skinny. Apply with 3 pictures, last two under at cut. Make one an ugly one, and please tell us a story. Make it creative, tell us how uncool you are and perhaps we'll bring you aboard. If you seem too cool then please take your ego somewhere else.
You must be ugly.
No fucking egos here, we’re all worms.
No racist comments, kids. Ugliness is shared among all corners of the earth.
No neo-vegan, emo-punk-I-have-feelings bullshit. You are ugly even if you wanna save the animals from your plate (and ha ha ha they die from fucking farm machines that harvest grains and other fine plant products each year anyway, you tard.)